Strange things said to our kidlets!

mcm1102 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:52 pm

Stop mopping your sister's head!!

CCappelletti · **Posted:** Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:21 am

"Zaynah, no matter how much you want him to, your brother can not live in that box, so let him out." (She is always putting him in things and "Locking" him in....)

"Zeke, why is it you can take your pullup off, to poop on the floor, but you can't poop in the potty, or even TELL Me you need to go potty?"

Melissa1983 · Cody 12/13/05

Dana, get that rock out of your mouth!

Dana, don't lick the sand dollars!

Caleb, please tell me you didn't just poop in the tub and eat it!?! (He was about 11 months old and he actually did this! :ack2:

)

Cody, don't tickle your cousin THERE! (he was tickling her butt and then her 'jaja')

Cody, don't chew your toenails off!

Caleb, the dog can't dance with you!

mrsklink · **Posted:** Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:32 pm

Stop tooting in my bed!! Only Mommy gets to toot in Mommy's bed! :oops:

kiwimommy · **Posted:** Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:32 am

Ava, we don't put our bologna on the window"

foxclover · **Posted:** Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:06 am

Honey, it's alright if you have zucchini cake on your penis.

mcm1102 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:26 am

smorgan865 · 08.06.05

Aiden, get your foot out of the refrigerator.

not as strange as some of the other ones but he had his foot up on the shelf in the fridge, like he was going to climb in!
(he recently learned how to open the fridge door :roll:

)

endersmom · **Joined:** Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:15 pm **Posts:** 2577

Don't drive your truck down the stairs!!!!

foxclover · **Posted:** Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:11 pm

"No, it's TEA, not PEE!"

We went out to Chinese food the other night and asked Jimmy if he wanted some tea. He said yes and took a sip and said "I like pee!" then offered daddy some, "daddy, want some pee?"

Traci76 · **Joined:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:49 am **Posts:** 5553

"Logan, don't put toothpaste on your penis"

"Logan, your Buzz really can't fly, he's a toy" (after he threw Buzz off of the upstairs patio)

Mommy_Orly · **Joined:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:20 pm **Posts:** 519

No Owen, we can't send Chichi to school instead of you... :roll:

(and his response was: Why?? Mom I'm sure Miss De Jongh won't get mad at you!)

HMG · **Joined:** Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:38 am **Posts:** 2424

Eli: What's this?
HMG: Cauliflower, it's like broccoli's cousin.
Eli: COUSIN? :shock:

endersmom · **Joined:** Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:15 pm **Posts:** 2577

Me: [as he reaches for a stove burner] NOOOOO!!!! HOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!
Ender: Dog? Yummmmmm!
Me: [bodily dragging child out of kitchen] No, er, not that kind of "hot"...we'll call them "yum dogs" from now on, shall we?

foxclover · **Posted:** Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:36 pm

Me: "You can cut your giraffe later." DH: "This is a better spot to cut your giraffe, the back of the neck, the hamstrings so they can't run . . . no, don't cut Money (our dog)."

NewMama09 · **Joined:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:43 pm **Posts:** 1058

Piper don't let Romy (the dog) lick the inside of your mouth.

In my house their is alot of:
'Piper close your mouth' & 'Romy, off!'

Mommy_Orly · **Joined:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:20 pm **Posts:** 519

NewMama09 wrote:

Piper don't let Romy (the dog) lick the inside of your mouth.
'

NewMama09 · **Joined:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:43 pm **Posts:** 1058

Mommy_Orly wrote:

NewMama09 wrote:
Piper don't let Romy (the dog) lick the inside of your mouth.
'

NewMama09 wrote:

Piper don't let Romy (the dog) lick the inside of your mouth.
'

Tell me about it...it's the first words I pretty much say in the morning. As soon as I take Piper out of bed, she bends down to let Romy kiss her... :ack2:

mcm1102 · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:26 pm

The only person you can hit in the head with a hammer is yourself. :doh:

foxclover · **Posted:** Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:28 pm

mcm1102 wrote:

The only person you can hit in the head with a hammer is yourself. :doh:

You have me rollin' over here! :rofl:

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